False Religions
" Religion is the WORST thing that has ever happened to this world; Countless Billions of souls have been doomed to Hellfire by false religion. Learn what the Bible has to say on the matter. I expose many false religions... not to be unkind... but because the truth has been hidden from the world's masses. Just remember, religion didn't die on the cross for you—Jesus Christ did! "
"Please understand that I don't condemn anyone, for the Bible condemns all of us as guilty, dirty, rotten, hell-deserving sinners. My salvation solely rests in Christ's righteousness, because of the precious blood that He gave for our sins. My intention is not to be unkind; but rather—to expose unbiblical teachings, false prophets and lies that lead people away from God and into Hell forever. The issue is not about the false teachers personally; but rather, about the heresies they publicly promote, teach and attempt to legitimatize. Exposing false ministers is the right thing to do, and the only way to do so is by shining the Light of God's inspired Word upon their teachings."
"We do NOT hate anyone here at Victory Bible Baptist Church; on the contrary, we LOVE people very much. The whole purpose of this website is to HELP people. We do not discriminate in any way. We simply present the truth of God's Word and expose those who seek to distort, confuse, and rebel against the truth." Kindly, Pastor Del Wray
"...it was needful for me to write unto you, and exhort you that ye should earnestly contend for the faith
which was once delivered unto the saints." Jude 1:3
WARNING
BABYLON THE GREAT THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS
AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH
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Roman Catholicism Exposed Responsible for the martyrdom of over 60 million Baptist believers Founded 225 - 525 AD |

Mother of Harlots
Progenitor of Denominations
Rev. 17:1
Augustine of Hippo Click The founder of Roman Catholicism

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Augustine of Hippo was a persecutor, and the father of generations of persecutors. "Augustine of Hippo did not shrink from giving a dogmatic basis to what had come to be the practice of the church, and even professed to find warrant for it in Scripture. 'It is, indeed, better that men should be brought to serve God by instruction than by fear of punishment, or by pain. But because the former means are better, the latter must not therefore be neglected. Many must often be brought back to their Lord, like wicked servants, by the rod of temporal suffering, before they attain the highest grade of religious development. . . . The Lord himself orders that guests be first invited, then compelled, to his great supper.' And Augustine argues that if the State has not the power to punish religious error, neither should it punish a crime like murder. Rightly did Neander say of Augustine's teaching, that it 'contains the germ of the whole system of spiritual despotism, intolerance, and persecution, even to the court of the Inquisition.' Nor was it long before the final step was taken in the church doctrine of persecution. Leo the Great, the first of the popes, in a strict sense of that term, drew the logical inference from the premises already provided for him by the Fathers of the church, when he declared that death is the appropriate penalty for heresy" Rome and the Bible: Tracing the History of the Roman Catholic Church and of Its Persecution of the Bible and of Bible Believers. by David Cloud
History of the Papacy
Roman Catholic Teaching on Salvation and Justification Refuted
The Pope is the Vicar of Hell
The Great Whore of Revelations 17 is the Roman Catholic Church
Roman Catholicism Exposed
could get people to wake up to the truth. I don't even call the Roman Catholic organization a"church"...it is a RELIGION of manmade traditions and lies of the devil. It certainly is NOT a Biblical New Testament church. "
Homosexual Priests
Homosexuality and Pedophilia
Priests and Boy Scouts
Catholics Remove 2nd Commandment (and split the 10th)
Immaculate Conception Exposed
Pope John Paul II - Burning in Hell
Fifty Years in the Church of Rome (by Charles Chiniquy, a former Catholic priest)
Thirty Years in Hell (by Bernard Fresenborg, a former Catholic priest)
Pope Worships Mary!
Hail Mary! Hail Satan!
Pope Calls for a New World Order
Pope Commits Idolatry
Nations Religious Leaders Praise Pope John Paul II (Apostasy)
List of Catholic Heresies
The Hoax of Our Lady of Fatima (One of Catholicism's Biggest Scams)
The Lie of Roman Catholicism
One Mediator!
The Great Whore
A Woman Rides the Beast
Praying to Mary
Roman Catholicism Exposed!
To Whom Do Catholics Pray?
Rosary From Hell
The Satanic Eucharist and Mass
Billy Graham Exposed!
Catholic Canon Law says Catholics can Kill Protestants
Hitler's Pope
The False Douay Rheims Roman Catholic Bible
The Danger of Roman Catholic Schools
The Most Important Book in the Universe
Is Our King James Bible
THE BIBLE contains the mind of God, the state of man, the way of salvation, the doom of sinners, and the happiness of believers. Its doctrines are holy, its precepts are binding, its histories are true, and its decisions are immutable. Read it to be wise, believe it to be safe, and practice it to be holy. It contains light to direct you, food to support you, and comfort to cheer you
It is the traveler's map, the pilgrim's staff, the pilot's compass, the soldier's sword, and the Christian's charter. Here Paradise is restored, Heaven opened, and the gates of hell disclosed.
CHRIST is its grand subject, our good the design and the glory of God its end.
It should fill the memory, rule the heart, and guide the feet. Read it slowly, frequently, and prayerfully. It is a mine of wealth, a paradise of glory, and a river of pleasure. It is given you in life, will be opened at the judgment, and be remembered forever. It involves the highest responsibility, will reward the greatest labor, and will condemn all who trifle with its sacred contents.
Author Unknown
The Holy Bible is the Authorized King James Version of 1611. The Bible is the best selling book of all time. The King James Bible has served Christians, and unbelievers (as a savour unto death), for almost 400 years and has brought millions to the life saving knowledge of Jesus Christ. Satan has attempted to destroy the Bible through the Catholic religion which prohibited possession of it, burned it, and killed multiplied millions that cherished it. According to Dr. Jewell Smith, the King James Bible produced more martyrs than any other Bible. Blood, tears, imprisonment, torture, trial and tribulation went into the holy scriptures. And yet the Bible still stands today, bless God.
Satan has not given up though. Because he cannot destroy it, the devil has inspired his ministers to counterfeit it. They question it, they say that only the unavailable originals are correct, they say that we must know foreign languages in order to understand it, that we must mull over 30,000 extant manuscripts (which we could never touch) to know the truth, and, most deadly, that we must look to the scholarship of man to know what it really says. But what saith the scriptures about man?
Let God be true and EVERY man a liar. Romans 3:4
But Jesus did not commit himself unto them...for HE KNEW WHAT WAS IN MAN. John 2:24-25
And yet today, many professing Christians accept entire scripture passages being yanked out of the Bible--simply because a man told them it should be so.
Isaiah 9:16 For the leaders of this people cause them to err; and they that are led of them are destroyed.
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee... Hosea 4:6
Look on the eternal Word and live.
"Sanctify them through thy truth: THY WORD IS TRUTH." John 17:17
"For ever, O LORD, Thy Word is settled in heaven." Psalm 119:89
"All Scripture is given by the inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness." 2 Timothy 3:16
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Lutheranism Exposed
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Martin Luther, Founder

Complicit in the deaths or martyrdom of many Baptist
Founded 1530 Click...
Augsburg Confession of Faith over the Bible
Martin Luther, Master of Deceit
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Read...Martin Luther Was No Christian
Chose the... Augsburg Confession of Faith over the Bible
More lies... Mary Mother of the Church
Martin Luther Taught Water Baptism Saves
The Truth About Martin Luther
Baptismal Regeneration Exposed
Baptismal Regeneration and Bible Salvation
Lutheran Mary Worship
Martin Loser
Baptismal Regeneration
What About Acts 2:38 | 1Pet. 3:21
He says that no one can become a Christian apart from the two Sacraments of Baptism and the. Of course, this is a lie!
I seriously doubt Martin Luther's salvation.)Holy Communion
Martin Luther Taught the Confessional Sacrament (Martin Luther said, " a person receives absolution or forgiveness from the confessor,
as if from God Himself.")
Martin Luther Taught the Holy Communion Sacrament (Martin Luther said, "the forgiveness of sins, life and salvation are given to us through these words in the sacrament.")
Martin Luther Taught Baptismal Regeneration (Martin Luther said, "In Baptism God forgives sin." Click HERE for a different version.
Note that this is from Luther's "Small Catechism" writings.)
Lutheran Misconceptions of Baptism Refuted (baptism is NOT supposed to be a Sacrament, it's just an ordinance—not a means of forgiveness!
Infant "baby" baptism is not found in the Bible, it's ridiculous.)
What's Wrong with the Lutheran Religion?
The Damnable Martin Luther Deception
Martin Luther
(One might find it surprising that Martin Luther should be included here, but he deserves his spot on this infamous list. He said that salvation was by faith alone, but he did not mean what he said. He added that salvation must be "through baptism!"In his catechism he taught that baptism gives the forgiveness of sins, redeems one from death, and bestows eternal salvation.)
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What Lutherans Believe



The Great Whore's harlot daughter
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Presbyterians Exposed
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Huldrych Zwingli

Zwingli Biography, Considered to be one of the leaders of the Protestant Reformation which led to Presbyterianism.
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John Calvin

Chose Westminster Confession of Faith over the Word of God
Responsible for martyrdom of many Baptist
Founded Church in the year 1541
Seven Sacraments
Baptism, Eucharist, Reconciliation, Confirmation, Marriage, Holy Orders Anointing of the Sick
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John Knox

John Knox was a Scottish clergyman and a leader of the Protestant Reformation who brought reformation to the church in Scotland.
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John Knox
Presbyterian with a sword
"The sword of justice is God's, and if princes and rulers fail to use it, others may."
He was a minister of the Christian gospel who advocated violent revolution. He was considered one of the most powerful preachers of his day, but only two of the hundreds of sermons he preached were ever published. He is a key figure in the formation of modern Scotland, yet there is only one monument erected to him in Scotland, and his grave lies beneath a parking lot.
John Knox was indeed a man of many paradoxes, a Hebrew Jeremiah set down on Scottish soil. In a relentless campaign of fiery oratory, he sought to destroy what he felt was idolatry and to purify Scotland's religion.
John Knox was born around 1514, at Haddington, a small town south of Edinburgh. Around 1529 he entered the University of St. Andrews and went on to study theology. He was ordained in 1536, but became a notary, then a tutor to the sons of local lairds (lower ranking Scottish nobility).
Dramatic events were unfolding in Scotland during Knox's youth. Many were angry with the Catholic church, which owned more than half the real estate and gathered an annual income of nearly 18 times that of the crown. Bishops and priests were often mere political appointments, and many never hid their immoral lives: the archbishop of St. Andrews, Cardinal Beaton, openly consorted with concubines and sired 10 children.
The constant sea traffic between Scotland and Europe allowed Lutheran literature to be smuggled into the country. Church authorities were alarmed by this "heresy" and tried to suppress it. Patrick Hamilton, an outspoken Protestant convert, was burned at the stake in 1528.
In the early 1540s, Knox came under the influence of converted reformers, and under the preaching of Thomas Guilliame, he joined them. Knox then became a bodyguard for the fiery Protestant preacher George Wishart, who was speaking throughout Scotland.
In 1546, however, Beaton had Wishart arrested, tried, strangled, and burned. In response, a party of 16 Protestant nobles stormed the castle, assassinated Beaton, and mutilated his body. The castle was immediately put to siege by a fleet of French ships (Catholic France was an ally to Scotland). Though Knox was not privy to the murder, he did approve of it, and during a break in the siege, he joined the besieged party in the castle.
During a Protestant service one Sunday, preacher John Rough spoke on the election of ministers, and publicly asked Knox to undertake the office of preacher. When the congregation confirmed the call, Knox was shaken and reduced to tears. He declined at first, but eventually submitted to what he felt was a divine call.
It was a short-lived ministry. In 1547, after St. Andrews Castle had again been put under siege, it finally capitulated. Some of the occupants were imprisoned. Others, like Knox, were sent to the galleys as slaves.
Traveling preacher
Nineteen months passed before he and others were released. Knox spent the next five years in England, and his reputation for preaching quickly blossomed. But when Catholic Mary Tudor took the throne, Knox was forced to flee to France.
He made his way to Geneva, where he met John Calvin. The French reformer described Knox as a "brother … laboring energetically for the faith." Knox for his part, was so impressed with Calvin's Geneva, he called it, "the most perfect school of Christ that was ever on earth since the days of the apostles."
The Westminster Confession of Faith
Presbyterian Heresies
Sacraments are Heresy
Westminster Confession EXPOSED!
Calvinism, Hyper-Calvinism and Arminianism
John Calvin EXPOSED! (Taught baptismal regeneration, etc)
Limited Atonement EXPOSED!
Why I Disagree With All 5 Points of Calvinism (by Dr. Curtis Hutson)
What a Mess! (Calvinism, Hyper-Calvinism, and Arminianism...EXPOSED!)
Heresies of Calvinism! (I don't see a dime's difference between Calvinism and Hyper-Calvinism,
they BOTH teach the five basic heresies of Calvinism).
Hyper-Calvinism - A False Doctrine - by Dr. John R. Rice
Biblical Election (by Dr. Mark G. Cambron)
Problems With Present-Day Calvinism (T-U-L-I-P)
Predestination, Election, and Foreknowledge Explained
Was Charles H. Spurgeon a Calvinist? YES!
Must Faith Endure for Salvation to Be Sure?
Introduction to Calvinism - by Dr. Laurence M. Vance
Calvinism and the Baptists (The other side of Calvinism)
Five Point Calvinism EXPOSED (T-U-L-I-P)
Danger of Teaching Christ Only Died for the Elect
For the Lily, Against the TULIP - by James Crumpton
The Danger of Teaching that Christ Died Only for the Elect



The Great Whore's harlot daughter
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Episcopalians Exposed
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King Henry VIII

Chose the Book of Common Prayer over the Word of God
Had many Baptist martyred, had his own wives murdered
Founded 1534
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The Episcopalian Church Exposed
The Anglican Church Exposed
The Book of Common Prayer
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Seven False Sacraments
Baptism
Eucharist
Reconciliation
Confirmation
Marriage
Holy Orders
Anointing of the Sick



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Methodists Exposed
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John Wesley

Grand Children of their Mother Whore
Split from Anglican or Episcopal Church
Founded 1729
John Wesley was an Anglican cleric and Christian theologian. Wesley is largely credited, along with his brother Charles Wesley, as founding the Methodist movement which began when he took to open-air preaching. In a similar manner to George Whitefield. In contrast to George Whitefield's Calvinism, Wesley embraced the Arminian doctrines that were dominant in the 18th-century Church of England. Methodism in both forms was a highly successful evangelical movement in the United Kingdom, which encouraged people to experience Jesus Christ personally. Click Picture for his biography
Charles Wesley

Grand Children of their Mother Whore
Split from Anglican or Episcopal Church
Founded 1729
Charles Wesley was an English leader of the Methodist movement, son of Anglican clergyman and poet Samuel Wesley, the younger brother of Anglican clergyman John Wesley and Anglican clergyman Samuel.
Samuel Wesley (the Younger), and father of musician Samuel Wesley, and grandfather of musician Samuel Sebastian Wesley. Despite their closeness, Charles and his brother John did not always agree on questions relating to their beliefs. In particular, Charles was strongly opposed to the idea of a breach with the Church of England into which they had been ordained. Charles Wesley is chiefly remembered for the many hymns he wrote. Click Picture for his biography
About the Wesley's
Methodists Sell Out to the Mother of Harlots
The Life of Wesley and History of Methodism
Foundary Memorial Methodist Church Cult
The Glide Memorial Methodist Church
" The True Church of Satan "
Out of the body of the Roman Catholic Church came the Methodist
History of the Church by Jack Hyles
Methodism is a so called movement of Christianity represented by a number of denominations and organizations, claiming a total of approximately seventy million adherents worldwide. The movement traces its roots to John Wesley's evangelistic revival movement withinAnglicanism. His younger brother Charles was instrumental in writing much of the hymnody of the Methodist Church. George Whitefield, another significant leader in the movement, was known for his unorthodox ministry of itinerant open-air preaching. Wesley, along with his brother and Whitefield, were branded as "Methodist" by opposing clergy within the Church of England.
Inter denominations; The Grand Children
and Great Grand Children of the Monster Whore
Wesleyan Methodist founded 1820
Wesleyan Church founded 1824
Pilgrim Holiness founded 1897
United Methodist founded 1968
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Assemblies of God and their Heresies Another branch off Methodism
General William Booth of the Salvation Army "Man of God" Methodist Preacher



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Church of Christ Exposed
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Alexander Campbell

Thomas Campbell, Co-Founders of the Church of Christ
Known as Campbellites
Founded 1837
Alexander Campbell was an early leader in the Second Great Awakening of the religious movement that has been referred to as the Restoration Movement, or Stone-Campbell Movement.
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Thomas Campbell

Father of Alexander Campbell, Co-Founders of the Church of Christ
Known as Campbellites
Founded 1837
Thomas Campbell was a Presbyterian minister important in the Second Great Awakening of the United States. Born in County Down, northern Ireland, he began a religious reform movement on the American frontier.
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According to Mead's Handbook of Denominations (11th Ed.) on page 103, the Christian Church had its beginnings in the early 1800's: "Thomas Campbell (1763-1854) was a Scottish Presbyterian who left his church in Ireland to come to western Pennsylvania in 1807. Campbell was convinced that the historical creeds and confessions of the church were a source of Christian division rather than union.......his view led to a censure from the Presbyterians in 1809...."
Mead's continues on "Campbell's son, Alexander (1788-1866), was less scholarly than his father, but more dynamic and consistent in his application for his father's principles. He convinced Thomas (his father) that infant baptism was not Christian, and in 1812 all of the Campbells were immersed by a local Baptist minister. However, even the Baptists were not Biblical enough for the Campbells...."
So the Campbells left the Baptists and later joined with Barton Stone and Walter Scott and formed what they called the 'Restoration Movement', ie, they were 'restoring' the Church back to its original pattern, since...in their estimation...every body else was wrong. Mead's lists the founding date of the Christian Church, also called "Disciples of Christ", as 1832. Based upon the premise of 'having no creed but the Bible', the Christian Church became 'one of the first independent denominations to be born in the United States.'
In the year 1906 some broke away over the issue of musical instruments in worship services and called themselves 'CHURCHES OF CHRIST'. Churches of Christ believed musical instruments should not be used in Worship services, but the Christian Church believes musical instruments in worship services are indeed Biblical. In 1968, the Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) organized nationally and had its headquarters based in Dallas, Texas.
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Biography of Thomas Campbell
Biography of Alexander Campbell
The Bible Versus the Church of Christ
Baptismal Regeneration Exposed
License to Sin




Cults
Christian Science Index Page
Freemasonry Resource Index Page
Jehovah's Witnesses Resource Index Page
Mormonism Resource Index Page
Roman Catholicism Resource Index Page
Seventh Day Adventism Resource Index Page
The Bible Versus the New Age Movement
Wolve's in Sheep's Clothing
List of False Churches Follows:
Roman Catholic (Present Universal Church) .610
Greek Orthodox .1054
Lutheran - Martin Luther .1530
Episcopal - Henry V111 .1530
Presbyterian - John Calvin .1541
Congregational - Robert Browne .1581
Friends .1624
Church of the Brethren (Dunkards) - Alex Mack .1708
Free Will Baptists - Paul Palmer .1727
Seventh Day Baptists - John C. Beissel .1728
Methodists - John and Charles Wesley .1729
United Brethren in Christ - P.W.Otterbein & M.Boehm .1800
Evangelical - Jacob Albright .1800
Cumberland Presbyterians - Ewing, King & McAdow .1810
Unitarians - W.E. Channing .1825
Churches of God in North America - John Winebrenner .1825
Plymouth Brethren - J.N.Darby .1829
Mormons (Latter Day Saints) - Joseph Smith .1830
Primitive Baptists - Daniel Parker .1831
Christian - Alexander Campbell .1837
Church of Christ - Alexander Campbell .1837
Christadelphians - John Thomas .1844
Seventh Day Adventists - James White .1845
Spiritualism - Andrew Jackson Davis .1845
Church of God (New Dunkards) - George Patton .1848
Advent Christian Church - Jonathan Cummings .1852
Salvation Army - William Booth .1865
Jehovah's Witnesses - Charles Taze Russell .1872
Church of Christ Scientist - Mary Eddy Baker .1879
Church of God - Daniel S. Warner .1880
Christian and Missionary Alliance - A.B.Simpson .1881
Brethren Church .1882
Swedish Evangelical Mission Covenant .1885
Swedish Evangelical (Free Church) .1888
United Evangelical .1894
Church of Christ (Holiness)U.S.A.- C.P.Jones .1894
Church of the Nazarene - W.H.Hoople & P.F.Bressee .1907
Church of God, Holiness - K.H.Burruss .1914
Assemblies of God .1914
Protestantism is not Biblical
Why Baptist are not Protestant
Where we are in Fundamentalism by Jack Hyles
Rise of Protestantism in Ireland and The Massacre of 1641
Dangers of the Protestant Movement or the Universal Church
[ Roman Catholicism ]



Romans 10:3-4 "For they being ignorant of God's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God. For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth." |
Titus 1:10-13 “For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake. One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith.” |
Romans 10:3-4
It is philosophically impossible to be an Atheist. Since to be an Atheist, you must have infinite knowledge in order to know absolutely there is no God. But, you would have to be God yourself to have infinite knowledge. That would make it very difficult to be an Atheist and God at the same time.
Baha’i
This is the BELIEF IN ONE GOD, they are monotheistic (who sends messengers which the Bahá’í call “the Manifestation of God”). “He restates in every age God’s purpose and will. His teachings are a revelation from God. Abraham, Moses, Krishna, Buddha, Zoroaster, Christ, and Muhammad were Manifestations of God. Each gave men divine teachings to live by. Bahá’í’s believe that true religion is the real basis of civilized life. (Tract on Basic facts of the Bahá’í faith Bahá’í publishing trust Wilmette Illinois). So they teach it is all the same God no matter what the different religions call him or define him, her or it as.
Black Muslim
“In Detroit one day in the latter part of 1931, our leader met with Master W.D. Fard –THE SAVIOUR–Who was teaching among Blacks at 3208 Hasting Street. Our Leader immediately recognized the POWER of THE MESSAGE and THE MAN (MASTER W. D. FARD) Who said that He was God in Person. Our Leader, right away, accepted the Truth of the Message and the giver of the Message, seeking more insight, more wisdom, knowledge and more understanding.”
Buddhism
Karma refers to the law of cause and effect in a person’s life. This concept was originated in Hinduism and yet Buddha altered his idea of Karma in that you are what you are in the next life based on what you do in this life until you reach the state of Nirvana breaking the cycle of birth and rebirth. Hinduism supports a caste system in that you cannot progress from one rank to the next.
Samsara is the idea that only feelings, impressions, and the karma that is passed on goes through the birth and rebirth cycle. Buddha did not believe in the soul or permanence thus there is no self to carry into the cycle of life. The new life is similar, but not the same person.
Nirvana is the “blowing out” of existence. It is an eternal state of being where karma and the life cycle stop.It is a place where desire and individual consciousness ends.Buddha described it as “a condition, where there is neither earth nor water, neither air nor light, neither limitless space, nor limitless time, neither any kind of being, neither ideation nor non-ideation, neither this world nor that world. There is neither arising nor passing-away, nor dying, neither caused nor effect, neither change nor standstill.”(Taylor and Offner, The World’s Religions, GrandRapids: InterVarsity, 1975, p177).
Catholicism
There is NOTHING in the Bible about praying to statues. There is NOTHING in the Bible about worshipping the dead. The Catholic religion can’t make up it’s mind and keeps changing it’s dogma (doctrine). They also ADD good works to faith alone in Christ Jesus. Catholicism is a false religion, based upon faith in good works and the Roman Cult…not the Lord Jesus Christ. Roman Catholicism bases many of their beliefs upon TRADITIONS, which they esteem as also being inspired by God. This is a lie of the devil, unsupported by the Scriptures. Is the Catholic church’s doctrine infallible?
Christian Science
“Before me is the Christian Science Sentinel of December 22, 1934. On page 330 is an editorial which states part of the infidelity of Christian Science which is mentioned many times in Christian Science literature–that is, its teaching that Jesus is not God.
Here is the statement.
‘Christian Science is doing much to clarify the thoughts of men regarding the great Way-shower. Among other things, it is correcting THE FALLACY THAT JESUS IS GOD.‘
The teaching that Jesus is God, Christian Science says, is a fallacy, that is, is false. Christian Science everywhere teaches that Jesus was kin to God only in the same way that every other man is. Christian Science says much about the life of Jesus, the teaching of Jesus, and so on, but denies the fact of His deity, denies that His blood atones for man’s sin, denies that Jesus is very God.”
Church of Christ
The Church Of Christ, also known as the Boston Movement, is yet another aggressively evangelizing cult in the sea of false churches and false teachers out in the world today. These churches go by the name of the city they are associated with, such as the Church Of Christ of Boston, the Church of Christ of New York, etc. Usually, they recruit people in the same manner as Jehovah’s Witnesses and other cults, by inviting you to Bible studies or offering to go to your house to study the Bible with you. They call their Bible study sessions ‘Bible Talk’. Like other cults, they often focus on college campuses and college students.
Eastern Cults
Transcendental Meditation, Hare Krishna, Theosophy, New Age… “est”,, Erhard Seminars Training”, the Forum, Order of the Solar Temple, Heaven’s Gate, Aum Shinrikyo, Rajneeshism , Sri Chinmoy, Divine Light Mission, Vedanta Society, Krishnamurti Foundation of America, Eckankar, Bubba Free John, Hanuman Foundation, Sathya Sai Baba, Himalayan Institute of Yoga Science and Philosophy, Biofeedback, Self-Realization Fellowship, Shree Gurudev Siddha, Sahaja Yoga, 3HO Foundation, Sikh Foundation of Yogi Bhajan, Maitreya
Episcopal Church
The Episcopal Church believes, like Roman Catholicism, in a “sacramental” salvation. It is taught that salvation is achieved by performing the 7 sacraments, beginning with baptism as an infant, then confirmation, Eucharist, penance, holy orders, matrimony, and unction. Unlike most other Protestant Churches which believe the elements of the common service (grape juice or wine, and bread) are merely symbolic, the Episcopal Church believes in the real presence of Christ in these elements. (Mead’s pg. 134, 11 ed.)
Freemasonry
What is the Name of the god of Freemasonry?
During the Royal Arch Degree ritual, the secret name of the diety of Masonry is revealed to the Mason. That name is “JAHBULON.”
What does the name Jahbulon mean?
“Jah” is the short form of the Hebrew name of God, “Yahweh” or “Jehovah.”
“Bul” is a rendering of the name “Baal.”
“On” is the term used in the Babylonian mysteries to call upon the deity Osiris.
Greek Eastern Orthodox
Salvation is achieved by performing 7 Sacraments during one’s lifetime. These are ‘Channels’ in which we receive God’s Grace. To achieve salvation(justification), both faith and works are considered necessary. They reject salvation by faith alone in Jesus Christ. The Orthodox Churches accepts seven sacraments, as does Roman Catholicism. “Thru Baptism and participation in the church, God’s People receive the benefits of Christ’s redeeming work as they persevere in Christ. God became a human so human beings might be deified.”
Hinduism
Everything is God, the entire world and universe and everything within it is God. In other words, God is an impersonal force which makes up everything in existence. There is no difference between creature and creator as both are one. This is ultimate reality: everything is a part of a formless, inexpressible, unknowable force which is called Brahman.
In the Western Hemisphere, Brahman is often called the “God force.” Brahman is all and all is Brahman. The goal for all Hindus is to come to “self-realization.” This is the realization that they themselves are Brahman. “Self-realization” is achieved when these people gain control of their spirits. The human spirit is considered to be Brahman. Yoga manuals often refer to this gaining contact with, and control of, the human spirit as a “state of God consciousness.” Brahman is not a god as we think of gods. Brahman is at the same time everything and yet nothing. As you can see, by the very difficulty of trying to define Brahman, the entire concept goes against all logic and everything in our physical world. To compensate for this, the term maya is used.
Humanism
A. It affirms that the universe is self-existent and denies that it was created. Thus, it affirms the eternity of matter and denies the existence of God and His word of creation.
B. It affirms that man evolved by natural means. This means that they hold that God had nothing to do with bring man into being.
C. It affirms that man is totally physical, thus denying that man has a spirit or soul
D. It affirms that all religion is the result of social evolution. Faith in God is outmoded, Religion retards Human progress
E. It denies that God is the ultimate good, thus denying that men do either that which is really objectively wrong or that which is really objectively right.
F. It affirms that the ultimate end of man’s life is to be found in the here and now. Humanism rejects Heaven; it denies there is a Hell.
G. “Worship” of God and prayer to God is rejected. Man should rather use his time in seeking to promote social well-being.
H. It affirms that man must learn to depend upon science and must discourage hopes of heaven (which involves wishful thinking)
I. It holds that man alone is responsible for the realization of the world of his dreams, thus holding that God has nothing whatsoever to do with it.
Islamic Muslim
The following quote is from the Koran, Surah 4:171, Women…
“O followers of the Book! do not exceed the limits in your religion, and do not speak (lies) against Allah, but (speak) the truth; the Messiah, Isa son of Marium is only an apostle of Allah and His Word which He communicated to Marium and a spirit from Him; believe therefore in Allah and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, and Allah is sufficient for a Protector.”
Islam denies that Jesus ever died on the cross. The following quote is from the Koran, Surah 4:157, Women…
“And their saying: Surely we have killed the Messiah, Isa son of Marium, the apostle of Allah; and they did not kill him nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them so (like Isa) and most surely those who differ therein are only in a doubt about it; they have no knowledge respecting it, but only follow a conjecture, and they killed him not for sure.”
Jehovah Witnesses (watch a video here)
The founders of both “faiths,” the Mormons and Jehovah’s witnesses, were of the Illuminati bloodline. Charles Taze Russell, who founded the Watchtower Society (Jehovah Witnesses), was of the Illuminati Russell bloodline, which also founded the infamous Skull and Bones Society at Yale University. Charles Taze Russell was a Satanist, a pedophile according to his wife, and a friend of the Rothschilds. Indeed it was the Rothschilds who funded the Jehovah’s Witness operation into being, along with other Illuminati bankers, through “contributions” by organizations like the Rothschild-controlled B’nai B’rith. This was proved in a court of law in 1922. One of the key people involved in this was Frank Goldman who later became President of B’nai B’rith. Why would an organization set up (in theory) to help Jewish people and promote the Jewish faith, be funding into existence the Jehovah’s Witnesses??? I think the name Rothschild answers the question. Russell was also a high degree Freemason and Knights Templar. He promoted Zionism, another Rothschild creation (see Hitler was a Rothschild), on behalf of his friends and backers.
Kabbalah
Kabbalism should be suspect for drawing attention to ones own “spirituality” rather than drawing attention to and glorifying Jesus Christ (God Almighty). As Isaiah 64:6 declares, “all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags.” Kabbalist mysticism is the basis for Freemasonry, Rosicrucianism, the Illuminati, Knights Templar, and many other occult organizations. Their holy book is the Zohar. “Spell oils and incense blends produced according to Kabbalah” is the advertisement on this witchcraft website. The Bible is quick and powerful enough (Hebrews 4:12), without the need to resort to extra-Biblical religiosity, occult practices, or Satanism. Jesus clearly said that He was the ONLY Way to the Father (John 14:6).
Lutherans
There is to be no one between you and God the Father other than the Lord Jesus Christ (the Son of God). This is 100% Bible, so NEVER confess your sins to any pastor (or any other human being for that matter). Only Jesus has the nail-scarred hands and feet, ONLY Jesus can forgive. Your minister or elder didn’t die for your sins, he cannot (I repeat CANNOT) absolve your sins or anybody else’s. Catholics and Lutherans will readily admit that don’t consider Mary a “mediator” yet then why do they pray to her? Their words contradict their actions. They pray to Mary and say their “Hail Marys” and yet have the audacity to say that they worship God only. No Lutheran would ever exalt Mary to the level of deity as the Catholic do, yet the Lutherans idolize Mary in their prayers and commit a more subtle form of idolatry. The bottom line is that what they are doing is totally unbiblical and it originated in the heathen Catholic religion.
Modernism
Modernism is religious liberalism! These are the people who claim to know God, or to be spiritual; but, they deny one or more of the fundamental doctrines of the Christian faith. Others aren’t sure if there is a God, but they claim to be spiritual. A perfect example is the Unitarian Universalism Church, whose members are 18% Atheist. The organization boasts of having no doctrinal statement whatsoever. They fully deny the Word of God; yet, claim to worship God. Another Modernist was Martin Luther King Jr. who denied the deity of Christ; yet, falsely claimed to be a Christian. Another modernist was C.S. Lewis who believed the Bible contains myths, believed in purgatory, believed being born again was a lifelong process, taught works salvation, denied the penalty of Hell, etc. C.S. Lewis was an unsaved heretic who fooled many people into thinking he was a Christian.
Moonies (Unification Church)
MOON FOUND GUILTY OF:
Conspiracy to make false statements to government agencies in violation of 18 U.S.C. 371 and 1001.
Conspiracy to make false statements to a federal grand jury in violation of 18 U.S.C. 371 and 1823.
Conspiracy to obstruct justice in violation of 18 U.S.C. 371 and 1503.
Conspiracy to file false federal income tax returns in violation of 18 U.S.C. 371 and 26 U.S.C. 7206(1).
Mormonism
Almost everyone knows to beware of the Jehovah’s Witness; but, the Mormons are different, they lure people in by claiming to be a Christian organization, and by their claim to be family oriented, and their friendly masquerade of kindness and love. Keep in mind they only “claim” to be a Christian organization. The reason they say this is because they think that if you believe in Christ then you are a Christian, when in fact this is not true at all, because Satan and his demons believe in Christ, but that does not make them Christians now does it. They claim this while secretly in there doctrine the call our Christian churches the whore of Babylon, and Christian preachers, heretic disciples of Satan. They believe that we are the occult and not them. The Mormons are very powerful in the world today and have Power because of their wealth. The Marriott Hotel chain is owned by the Mormon Church, and there is
Mormon Literature in every room.
Mormons are very affluent with the dead. They claim to be visited regularly by dead family members. They are being deceived By demons. They actually believe that through prayer, these people can receive salvation even in death. They associate very much with the dead. The Pastor of the First Satanic Church, and the author of the Satanic Bible, is Anton LaVey. In his Satanic Bible, LaVey lists, under “In fernal Names,” one of them as “Mormo,” which is the God of the living dead, and the king of the Ghouls. The followers of Mormo, are called Mormons. Take that and chew on it a while. Coincidence? I don’t think so. The Mormon Church is the owner of the largest Genealogy center in the world, and they deal directly with the dead ancestors of the living. Mormon missionaries have had a hard time witnessing in China, and it is not because of it’s communists rule. It is because the word Mormon in Chinese means Gates of Hell.
The New Age Movement
(NAM) is both a religious and a social movement. In fact, Western culture is currently experiencing a phenomenal, spiritual, ideological, and sociological shift. It is a religious world view that is alien and hostile to Christianity. It’s a multi-focused, multi-faceted synthesis, in varying degrees, of the Far Eastern, mystical religions, mainly Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoism, and Western Occultism, adapted to and influenced by Western, materialistic culture. It sometimes appears in secularized forms.
Pagan (Yin Yang)
“Yin Yang” is the underlying Satanic doctrine behind hundreds of FALSE religions. Yin-Yang is devoutly followed by the homosexual community, holistic health practitioners, and Wiccan witches.
Scientology
The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. Its purpose is to make money. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their money and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.
It was started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard in fulfillment to his declared aim to start a religion to make money. It is an offshoot to a method of psychotherapy he concocted from various sources which he named “Dianetics”. Dianetics is a form of regression therapy. It was then further expanded to appear more like a religion in order to enjoy tax benefits. He called it “Scientology”.
Scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the “advanced” levels) as profound spiritual truth.
Seventh-Day Adventist
“Seventh-day Adventism plays the same game in salvation as every other false movement of Christendom. They profess to teach salvation by grace through faith, but they redefine this in a way that is contrary to New Testament doctrine.
Though they often deny this, the Adventist denomination teaches that salvation is by grace plus law, faith plus works. Grace, according to Adventist theology, is the power and forgiveness God gives to enable a sinner to keep the law and to thereby build a holy character fit for Heaven. He who fails to build the right character by God’s grace will never see Heaven. Faith and works are the two oars by which the believer is propelled to glory.
The Adventist doctrine of salvation is a subtle mixture of grace and law that can never provide Bible security. Simply stated, this doctrine is as follows: The sinner is powerless to live up to God’s holy standards, the law. He does not and cannot possess in himself the character demanded of God. Thus God has come to his aid through the sacrifice of Christ and through the power of the Holy Spirit. God now offers, because of the atonement of His Son, enablement to the sinner by which he is empowered to keep the law. Christ’s blood covers all shortcomings, (only) as long as these are properly confessed and forsaken. God offers the grace and power; the sinner must take these and develop within himself the character demanded by the law, or at least, to put it as the cults would, to allow Jesus to do this work. The believing sinner who fails to properly walk with the Lord in the power of the Holy Spirit shall ultimately be lost, in spite of his faith in Christ.
This doctrine of salvation cannot and does not offer any security for the adherent. There can never be assurance of eternal life for the cultist, because he does not, in practice, believe that eternal salvation is TOTALLY a gift of God through the finished work of Jesus Christ. The cultist, rather, is convinced that he, too, has a part in gaining eternal life. He must properly endure to the end in the law of God and the works of his church. If he fails to develop the proper character, he will never inherit eternal life. Thus, he can have no assurance of salvation until after the examinations of judgment day. The misled cultist cannot “stand and rejoice in hope of the glory of God” (Rom. 5:2). Since works play a role in his salvation, he can never testify with joy, saying, “I am NOW justified by his blood … I SHALL BE saved from wrath through him” (Rom. 5:9). -SOURCE
Unitarian Universalism
“Unitarian Universalism (UU or UUism) is a theologically liberal, inclusive belief system. The name resulted from the consolidation of the Unitarian and Universalist denominations in 1961…
The Unitarian Universalist Association (UUA), founded in 1961 as a consolidation of the American Unitarian Association and the Universalist Church in America, is headquartered in Boston, Massachusetts, and serves churches in North America. It is the largest public expression of the religion in the world. The UUA represents more than 1,000 member congregations that collectively include more than 217,000 members.” -SOURCE
Witchcraft/Wicca
“Wiccans do not believe in sin as Christians do. They see sin as an outdated, constraining concept. Therefore, they see no need for God. Wiccan high priestess Starhawk says, ‘We can now open new eyes and see there is nothing to be saved from, no struggle of life against the universe, no God outside the world, to be feared and obeyed.’ Through spiritual self-improvement, Wiccans hope to reach their equivalent of heaven, called the Summerland or the Land of Eternal Youth. On the other hand, the Bible tells us that no amount of good work can get us to heaven. Through Christ alone we are saved.”
Any Christian denomination that worships God under their doctrinal interpretations is part of the false religious system.
The following is a list of all known false religions in alphabetical order:
Amish
Asatru (Asstrue - an obvious reference to the copious amount of anal sex in their rituals)
Atheists/agnostics
Australian Abrollers
Bahai (Be high)
Being f***ing decent to others despite our differences. (BFDtodod)
Buddhists (boodists)
Catholics (catlicks)
Chinese Universists
Deism
Daoism/Taoism
Druidism (Drooish)
Eastern Orthodox Church
Environmentalists (Tree-Huggers)
Episcapalians (Joe Piscapalians)
Eskimos/Inu-nitwits
Free masons jars
Gnostics
Goddess Worship (Godless Worship)
Hindus (Hindaloos)
Hong Feng Shooey
Hottentots (Hot-to-trots)
Injuns
Jainism (Jane-ism)
Jehovy Witnesses
Jews (Joos)
Messianic Joodaism
Metropolitan Community "Church"
Mithraism (Mythicallism)
Moonies (Loonies); official members of the Unification (Loonification) Church.
Mormons
Muslims (mudslimes)
New agers
Palo Mayombe aka Palo Montenegro
Pentacostals (Pennycoastals)
Presbyterians, Lex Lutherans, Baptists Other Than Landover Baptists, and Methamphetadists
Puritans
Quakers
Raelians (Ray-Aliens)
Rastafarians (Pasta-Reefermans)
Reiki Followers
Rosacruces
Salvation Army
Santeria (Satanism)
Satanists
Scientologists
Seculiar Humanists
Shinto
Sikhism (Sick-ism)
Unitarians
United Church of Christ
Vampirism
Voodoo
Wiccans (wickedans) aka Witches
Zoroastrians (Zorro-Astrologists)
The following is a list of all known false religions in alphabetical order:
Amish
Worship: Hard work, mules, horses, and Satan. Trivia Fact: The Amish think that they are saved through hard work and eschewing God's gifts of electricity and modern technology. If God didn't want us to have electricity, He wouldn't have made lightning out of it, and He certainly wouldn't have told Thomas Edison how to make electricity by rubbing two magnets together.
Asatru (Asstrue - an obvious reference to the copious amount of anal sex in their rituals)
Worship: The Mighty Thor, a character created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. They also Worship the later characters, Thor's evil half-brother Loki, Heimdal, Baldur, Sif, and Odin. But most important is the so-called "All-Father", Satan himself.
Atheists/agnostics
Worship: Satan and believe in the religion of Evolution and Science
Australian Abrollers
Worship: Bunyips -- which are demons in the form of a giant marsupial badger, and Satan
Bahai (Be high)
Definition: Basically the same thing as the Unitarians, except they claim GOD told them to believe anything they want to. Worship: Some guy named Bahulla Balooga, and Satan
Being f***ing decent to others despite our differences. (BFDtodod)
Worship: Satan
Buddhists (boodists)
Worship: an obese naked Chinaman, and Satan
Catholics (catlicks)
Worship: Satan and Mary
Chinese Universists
Beliefs: A mess of ying/yang cosmology, taoist and boodhist nonsense. Worship: Household gods, dead relatives, and Satan.
Deism
Worship: The "dual nature" of Satan. Trivia Fact: This "religion" was invented by Thomas Jefferson solely as a ploy to keep references to Jesus out of the wicked U.S. Constitution.
Daoism/Taoism
Definition: A pack of strung-out junkies perfoming Tai Chi, drinking Chai Tea, smoking pot, drinking beer, sleeping with every woman in town, drinking rum, and shoving bananas in various orafices. They claim to achieve everything by doing nothing and they believe in Ying Yan Yuck Yoo, the circle, half black, half white, half witted. Worship: Nothing, everything, nature, and Satan.
Druidism (Drooish)
Definition: Bunch of sad English gits dress up in the local drama groups' plastic chainmail, then run around the countryside waving cardboard swords at each other. Worship: Stonehenge, Satan.
Eastern Orthodox Church
Worship: Icons (paintings), dead bodies, fingers, toenails, incense and satan
Environmentalists (Tree-Huggers)
Worship: a minor demon named 'Gaia', spotted owls, snail darters, and Satan.
Episcapalians (Joe Piscapalians)
Worship: the King of England, and Satan.
Eskimos/Inu-nitwits
Definition: Basically Canadian Injuns, with a hearty dollop of Chink added for bad measure. Worship: Their own urine, snow, and walruses (the Canadian version of buffalo). And Satan.
Freemasons
Definition: An ancient society of old men who think they can unravel the secrets of the universe by drinking liquor and playing poker for two hours every Wednesday night and who don't realize how stupid they look in robes. Worship: Archways, elevators, the letter 'G', and Satan.
Gnostics
Definition: Animists who dabble in meditation, chanting and astral travel (destination - Hell), in an effort to gain demonhood. Keep potted plants and gravel as pets. Worship: Satan, and an assortment of minor demons (fairies, gnomes, undines).
Goddess Worship (Godless Worship)
Beliefs: Basically, the opposite of whatever the Holy King James Bible teaches. This is particularly true in the area of male-female relations; in addition, since the Bible attaches such importance to eating meat, goddess Worshipers tend to be vegans. Practices: Hating men; channeling through crystals (Satan's cell phones) Clergy: Homeresses who are bitter about not being men, so they buy all of their clothes at Steven Windsor Big and Tall Men. Worship: The goddess (that is, Satan in drag)
Hindus (Hindaloos)
Worship: thousands of individual Demons, each masquerading as a god, and Satan.
Hong Feng Shooey
Description: The ancient Oriental art of arranging your furniture so that Satan can move about more easily. Clergy: Overpaid homer interior decorators; overpaid "postmodern" (i.e., homer) architects. Worship: Qi, which is a Chinese nickname for Satan.
Hottentots (Hot-to-trots)
Worship: a minor demon named Gay-nab, and Satan
Injuns
Definition: Feather-sporting savages, their faces red from shame at having rejected Jesus, who masturbate with the scalps of Christians and scheme to steal our money through their monolithic network of sin-ridden casinos. Worship: The Great Spirit (AKA Satan), lesser spirits (AKA Satan), and buffalo.
Jainism (Jane-ism)
Worships: Satan in a fluffy animal costume.
Jehovh Witnesses
Worship: Satan (God's name is not Jehova, it is Jealous, see Ex 34:14)
Jews (Joos)
Worship: money. And Satan
Messianic Joodaism
Definition: Bunch of confused Joos trying to make amends for killing Jesus. Worship: 'Yeshua of Nazareth' (Joo-speak for Jim Caviezel), and Satan.
Metropolitan Community "Church"
Description: A "church" that preaches have-a-nice-day Unitarianism to homers. History: Founded by Troy Perry, who was so far out that not even the Pennycoastals wanted him around anymore. Worship: Leftist politics, rug-munching, and Satan.
Mithraism (Mythicallism)
Worship: Mithras, son of Acura Mazda (see Zoroastrians), referred to as 'the Light of the World' by his demonic followers. This 'religion' is an obvious Satanic mockery of Christianity. According to this ridiculous myth, Mithras was born of a virgin, said 'I am the way and the light, and only through me can ye be saved.', went around performing miricles, held a last supper with his followers, and died to save mankind but was resurrected and ascended into Heaven. Some of the religious practices include ritualistic baptism, drinking wine and eating bread to symbolize Mithras' blood and body, holding Sundays sacred, an an annual celebration of Mithras' birth on December 25. This religion was popular among the Roman soldiers that were in charge of suppressing Jewish revolts between 200 BC and 70 AD.
Moonies (Loonies); official members of the Unification (Loonification) Church.
Worship: The sun, the moon, Sun Myung Moon, and Satan. Trivia facts: Despite their gruesome recruitment methods (eg, threatening to cut off their target's quivering fingers if said target refuses to sign up for Korean 101), many moonies are surprisingly sensitive about being called "moonies", as it offends their delicate moonie sensibilities.
Mormons
Definition: Rural folks who believe that salvation can be had by marrying all of one's female cousins and wearing goofy underwear. Trivia fact: Believe that Jesus came back as a gunfighter in the old west. Worship: Nehi grape soda and Satan.
Muslims (mudslimes)
Worship: the Moon, although they are really bowing to Satan, who told them to Worship the Moon
New agers
Definition: Bunch of white, middle-class baby boomers begin calling themselves silly names, e.g., 'John-of-the-Purple-Thunder-Buttocked', and 'Red-Lady-of-the Moon-Menses', in an attempt to give their lives more meaning. Worship: Crystals, aliens, newspaper horoscopes, Satan.
Palo Mayombe aka Palo Montenegro
Definition: Bobbing for human bones in a boiling cauldron. Worship: a pair of bull-dyke demonettes named Nganga and Prenda.
Pentacostals (Pennycoastals)
Worship: snakes and Satan.
Presbyterians, Lex Lutherans, Baptists Other Than Landover Baptists, and Methamphetadists
Worship: think they Worship Jesus, but because of their false, non-Baptist doctrines, they are so twisted around that they are really Worshipping Satan. (I realize that "false" and "non-Baptist" are redundant, I'm just trying to drive the point home, praise Jesus!)
Puritans
Definition: A group of English Heretics who think they are saved by good works and drab clothes. Worship: corn and Satan.
Quakers
Worship: oatmeal, and Satan.
Raelians (Ray-Aliens)
Worship: a group of Demons that pretend to be aliens from "other planets", when everyone knows that there are no other planets, and those lights in the sky are just that -- little lights a few miles up that can fall right to the ground if Jesus sneezes hard enough. See Rev 6:13.
Rastafarians (Pasta-Reefermans)
Worship: Satan -- they are to stoned and lazy to Worship anything, but because Jesus said, "He who is not with me is against me", they Worship Satan by default.
Reiki Followers
Description: So called 'energy healing' which teaches satanic Hindu concepts as well as satanic Pagan concepts. The healing is perverted, they 'lay hands' on each other which is just an excuse to practise homersexuality and adultery. History: Founded by some homersexual Japanese gook. Worship: Angels and a new age God which is of course satan and his demon minions in disguise.
Rosacruces
Definition: Brazilian trash eating psilocybin mushrooms and digging through gravel pits. Worships: rocks, rock spirits, rock music, and Satan.
Salvation Army
Definition: Elderly panhandlers with a fetish for army uniforms. These degenerates sing and play tambourines for money, usually at the entrances of Godly Corporations™. Worship: Musty old clothing, musty old people; but both old and new money.
Santeria (Satanism)
Definition: Bunch of cathylicks get honest with themselves and quit pretending to love JESUS. Practices: Sacrificing chickens, possession by Satan. Worship: Dead cathylicks and Satan.
Satanists
Worship: Satan
Scientologists
Worship: Satan and Elron Hubbard is his prophet.
Seculiar Humanists
Worship: themselves, and Satan.
Shinto
Definition: The Japs, their minds muddled by Confucianism (i.e., Satanism), begin making tiny paper swans out of serviettes (origami) to appease their dead relatives. This is when they are not busy Worshipping the Jap royal family (i.e., Satan), or performing ritual dances (i.e., possession by Satan). Worship: Dead relatives, and Satan.
Sikhism (Sick-ism)
History: A group of demon-possessed people in India weren't sure whether they could outrage Jesus more by becoming hindaloos or mooselimbs, so they picked the worst aspects of both religions. Beliefs: Their false god commands them to wear turbans, grow scruffy beards, and manage gas stations. Worship: Ceremonial daggers and Satan.
Unitarians
Worship: Satan. This religion represents a unification of every false religion and their followers are allowed to choose their own paths to Satan.
United Church of Christ
The once-glorious True Christian™ Church of the Pilgrims and Puritans (who can forget "Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry God") has, in our time, so utterly embraced Satan that even the members of the UCC Divine Revelation that their Church's initials stand for 'Unitarians Considering Christ.' Furthermore, these debased hellhounds advocate the ordination of women and even install women as the pastors of congregations that include men. Lastly, I hope you're sitting down this malignant group welcomes gays and lesbians into their Worship services and communities. Jesus weeps! Recently, they were in the news because the television networks refused to air their recruitment tape. Worship: Satan
Vampirism
Definition: a sexual perversion in which pleasure and especially sexual pleasure is obtained by the drawing of blood Worship: bats, blood, gay blood orgies and Satan.
Voodoo
Definition: Voodoo combines the worst elements of two other Satan-glorifying religions, Witchcraft and catlickism. Believers are able to call upon demons to turn corpses into zombies under their control. Worship: the Pope, toy dolls and Satan.
Wiccans (wickedans) aka Witches
Worship: Satan
Zoroastrians (Zorro-Astrologists)
Worship: a demon named Acura Mazda, and Satan. This religion was created by Satan (HaShatan) solely to mock the religion of the Israelites while under Babylonian captivity, adding insult to injury.